"Suicide By Douche" hopes to cleanse the earth of:

Ray Bradbury
John Madden
Liza Minnelli
Joe Walsh
Bob Barker
Peter Falk
Maynard Ferguson
Michael J. Fox
Jon Lovitz
Ted Kennedy
B.B. King
Mary-Kate Olsen
Don Knotts DEAD
Courtney Love
Horatio Sans
Sean Preston Spears-Federline
Al Davis
Art Modell
Dick Clark
Dick Feagler