Roger Mortis respectfully submits these stiffs:

1. Muhammad Ali
2. Fats Domino
3. Kirk Douglas
4. Gerald Ford
5. Billy Graham
6. Don Ho
7. B.B. King
8. Jack Klugman
9. John Madden
10. Peter O’Toole
11. Augusto Pinochet
12. Tom Sizemore
13. Margaret Thatcher
14. Kurt Vonnegut
15. Charlie Watts
16. Betty White
17. Jonathan Winters
18. Boris Yeltsin
19. Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
20. Ayman al-Zawahiri