"The Shadow" knows...

Mickey Rooney
Gerald Ford
Charlotte Rae
Horatio Sanz
Ruby Dee
Ruth Buzzi
Edward Albee
Lauren Bacall
Elizabeth Taylor
Doris Day
Robert Altman
Dick Van Dyke
George Jones
Chuck Berry
Leon Redbone
Dick Cheney
Lindsay Lohan
Pele
Andy Griffith
...and Abe Vigoda, 'cause it's gotta happen sooner or later.