Jack, (sharp inhalation), you're my number one (sharp inhalation) guy corpse.

Prolific actor and Oscar-winner Jack Palance has gone the way of his dead City Slickers character, Curly. Palance's real-life face had been altered by burns -- and plastic surgery -- suffered when the bomber he was piloting crashed during World War II. The look made Palance perfect for playing villains, such as the Batman role referenced in this story's headline.

Only the crazy-as-fuck KANE knew that this day was coming, and he scores 13 points for his prediction.